WHEN I THINK OF HOLIDAYS I AM GRIPPED BY UNCERTAINTY, ANXIETY AND FEAR, WELL MAYBE NOT FEAR. XANAX HELPS THIS JOURNEY THOUGH I BELIEVE WALKING IN THE LIGHT OF PURE REALITY IS THE BEST CHOICE. KELEV TOV........
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
EVERY TIME WE WIN/OR LOSE A WAR WE SPENDS MILLION OF DOLLARS BUILDING SOME TIME HONORED PIECE OF CRAP TO REMIND US OF OUR HUMANITARIAN FAILURES. EVERYTIME THE WAR ENDS EVERYONE ( MANY )WHO CAN STILL WALK, CRAWL, SEE, BREATHE COME HOME AND DRINK AND DRUG THEIR LIVES INTO CHAOS. WHEN WILL WORDS WIN WARS AND NOT BULLETS, BOMBS, FEAR?
Friday, December 18, 2009
THE PAINTING IS BY PHILLIP GUSTON-ONE OF AMERICA'S FINEST. WHAT I LIKE MOST IS IT'S SENSE OF BALANCE. THERE IS DYNAMIC SYMMETRY INVOLVED THAT CREATES AN EVEN LARGER SENSE OF SPACE THAN WHAT IS ACTUALLY THERE. WHEN I WIN THE LOTTERY/ OR WHEN BERNIE MADOFF GIVES ME MY $ 7.6 MILLION DOLLARS BACK I AM GOING TO BUY THIS PAINTING AND HANG IT OVER THE SOFA'
IT'S EIGHT FRIGGIN DEGREES HERE SO I AM GOING BACK TO BED.
IT'S EIGHT FRIGGIN DEGREES HERE SO I AM GOING BACK TO BED.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
We as a planet are in dire straights. Global emissions have us by the neck. I have just completed extensive research independently without the use of billions of dollars in taxpayers wasted money. My conclusions are factual and precise. There are in fact THREE main sources of Global Emissions ( GASSES ) 1. Al Gore, and yes he did invent the internet, Viagra and the Pogo Stick but it matters not. 2. Sarah Palin-nuff said. 3. Bono.....Who will travel anywhere in the world by private jet to tell us to reduce our carbon footprint? He can e mail this information from any internet cafe in Dublin.
Gore, Palin, Bono....................The Axis of Global Emission Evil..............................................................
CAN THEY BE STOPPED?
Finally I am posting a foto of Al and Sarah arriving late to the International Conference on Climate Change & Beer Fest. They would not have been late for the fact they stopped at Home Depot to purchase building supplies for new room additions to store their shoes once we remove them from their Mouthe's.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Art South of the Ditch continues it's historical importance. Do not miss the show at MOMA of Mexican born Gabriel Orozco. Born in a small destitute town in central Mexico, he is now one of contemporary art's leading visionaries. Sometimes the profound is found in simplicity of material and display. Viva Mexico.
Friday, December 11, 2009
Man, it was a long flight back from Oslo but at least they let us smoke on Airforce One. I forgot my tuxedo so i spent three hours in the lobby bar while the Prez gave his speech and got a nice gold medal. He let me wear it for a while. We had some really good Norwegian beer and a bunch of those little Vienna sausages-that was odd. They kicked us out of the bar at 4am which was fine because we had to be at the airport at 6am and Michelle was mad at Barrack because he wouldn't go up to his room so she had to pack all his stuff. People in Oslo are nice and they all want to know if there are still Cowboys and Indians in Kansas and of course I lied and said oh yeah, lotta horses walking around downtown, arrows and bullets flying everywhere. The Prez just rolled his eyes and kept ordering beer which he made me pay for so it wouldn't show up on his expense account.
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
There are days when life has an almost normal quality about it, of course we must always expect the opposite knowing full well that the Universe is always in flux. On a clear late Fall afternoon while driving aimlessly thru the flint hills of the Central plains of Kansas I came upon this site. I wondered what the hell was a headless horse doing standing guard near a row of odd mailboxes? What the hell happened to the horses head? What were these Meth Cookers thinking? The entire moment was so surreal that i backed up and took some pictures so I would not imagine that the whole episode was some odd flash-back.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Laurie David is full of crap. Al Gore bought into her crap and thinks he not only invented the internet but now thinks he invented the ability to enforce his whims on Natural force that control the Earth. Both of these dimwits own Citation X private jets. $23,000,000.00 each. They are both on 24 hour standby with 4 pilots in rotation also on 24 hour standby. Al Gore lives in an 12,000 sq ft home. I know Tipper has been over tipping the scales lately but she is not so big as to need an additional 6,000 sq ft addition. Laurie David and her husband live in a 14,000 sq ft house and they are both slim and not very tall. An inconvenient Truth is nothing more than a Hollywood money grab. There is no truth in this movie and to frame it as science is nearly fraud. Park the jets, live in a house that fits your needs stop the propaganda and leave us alone.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
I feel that as an American citizen it is my duty to step forward and reveal that it was me and not tiger Woods wife who escaped in the golf cart. My accomplice lives in NYC and is a top-notch hostess to only the rich and famous plus a few busboys who will go unmentioned because I don't speak Spanish. They are nice lads who do not want to be on TMZ. I have provided a photo sent to me by an anonymous source of a woman who might have been hiding in the palm tree's . We don't think she has anything to do with this mysterious event we just like the way she looks. The golden rule of advertising-SEX SELLS. If anyone knows who this woman is please call us at
1-800-whocares, someone in the Bush administration thinks she lives in Denton ,Texas and works at Dimples Donuts. This whole Tiger thing could overshadow who really killed Jimmy Hoffa-stay tuned.